Hello Everyone and Welcome to my Summer Luau!
Roasted Pig is on the first table to the right along with lobster, shrimp, turkey, ham, and yes, chicken! For the sea food lovers, please help yourself to the fishy pond that was recently restocked with one hundred goldfish..those of you who are not big sea food eaters may want to hand around the bird feeder if you catch my drift... vegetarians...ummmmm theres grass? Oh yeah we set up a table with Cat Grass, Fresh Catnip plants, dried nip, and a wide selection of catnip toys and automatic pole toys. And don't worry, your allowed to prance all over the tables! Also, feel free to play with the grass skirts hanging everywhere, they are made from a secret blend of nip and cat grass. Drinking fountains are at the bass of everytree so you can drink not only in the shade, but away from the noisy party area. Also, a tour guide will be available to take you on walks off the woods at all times....hope you brought your strollers! To enter the Miss Sunshine Contest, simply post a comment and tell me where to find your picture and paragraph by Sunday at noon eastern time. Please also note the live band placed in the center of the party area. They will be playing luau based songs all weekend. For those of you who are going to camp at the party so you don't have to leave, cabins with room service are located at the back of the house, 50 rooms available so please stay! Cat beds and full kitchens in every room! I don't know if any of you enjoy swimming but there is a small pond you may have noticed when pulling up the driveway. Inflatable cat condos and cat trees are sccattered around, and The most important thing? Have fun and show off those limbo talents! ((Alcohilic beverages must remain away from the inflatable cat condos please and may be found at the lodging area)
Hope you enjoy your time!
Oreo the Cat